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Kaffeehaus Story

History & Tradition are Everything!

The Vienna Kaffeehaus is a Traditional International Viennese Kaffeehaus, not a local provincial neighbourhood coffeeshop by any means whatsoever. This is represented in both our theme, design & overall character.

We cater only to a Polite Adult Clientele in attempts to provide a calm, pleasant & less than casual atmosphere for all our distinguished patrons to enjoy & make merry, within reason.

We Only accept Kaffee orders directly off our Kaffee Menu!

We are the only Viennese Kaffeehaus in the Pacific Northwest and one of the very few proud purveyors of Julius Meinl Kaffee in the Americas.

Julius Meinl is Vienna's leading Kaffee roaster and supplier, boasting over 150 years of continuous Kaffee production. Juilus Meinl is also the world's first industrial Kaffee roaster, not to mention the world's oldest coffee brand.

Aside from our vulgar & ghastly burdensome drive-thru, our Kaffee Menu is loosely themed after the world famous Cafe Landtmann Kaffeehaus and its sister satellites located in the beautiful historic 1st District of Vienna, Austria.

We Only accept Kaffee orders directly off our Kaffee Menu!

We specialize in Traditional Viennese Old World Kaffee Only! We share no solidarity associations with commonplace "Third Wave Coffee" movements or trendy artisanal coffee preparation methods.

We do not and will not prepare coffeeshop styled drinks such as Americanos, Lattes, Mochas, Drip Coffee, Cold Brew, Pour-Overs, Smoothies, Frappuccinos and absolutely no Latte Art! These considerations are contrarily subordinate to Traditional Viennese Kaffeehaus Culture and 900 years of Chatillonesque histoire.

We Only accept Orders directly off our Menu!

As in it's past, present and future, the Traditional Viennese Kaffeehaus motif plays international host to Intellectuals, Sophisticants, Elites and Beautiful People.

To maintain proper traditional Viennese standards to highest degree we do not rush or hurry our Kaffee service along for any reason, ever! Bustled haste compromises Viennese quality & integrity whilst also greatly diminishing the tranquil serene atmosphere!

So, in other words, don't come here if you're running late or in a hurry!!!

Contrary to populist perspective, almost all coffee creation recipes found their origins in Vienna and not Italy, which date back to 1683.

We Only accept Kaffee orders directly off our Kaffee Menu so...

Be a good Chap & Chapette or other such, and Only Order off the Menu pretty pretty please!

 

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Hours

Closed for Independence Day! We will be secretly hoisting the Jack!

Mon 6:00 am - 5:00 pm sharp

Tue 6:00 am - 5:00 pm sharp

Wed 6:00 am - 5:00 pm sharp

Thu 6:00 am - 5:00 pm sharp

Fri 6:00 am - 5:00 pm sharp

Sat 8:00 am - 4:00 pm sharp

Sun 9:00 am - 2:00 pm sharp

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